Rythim-Man's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[IT Geeks: Guinness Bueno]

Best one yet.

Best IT Geek short I've seen, despite the fact that it was rushed, it was funny, mostly because he was obsessed with that one product I never heard of..anyway. The one part that killed it was when dude asked how they could have afforded that gift, then there was no more animation..not even color, and all they said was um...

If you had cut that part out, it could have left us all thinking about the question and just ended it on the part where he asked the question. Know what I'm talking about? Besides that, I bet B3N will love that flash...even though he probably already saw it.

Would B3N by any chance be a nickname for Ben? ^_^

Wonchop responds:

correct.

[Say Something!]

That took alot of guts.

You standing up to smiley central. I mean, they're everywhere, you'd think they'd be able to kill you and find out where you lived using spyware, but YOU'RE not afraid.

ANYWAY, graphics and style and everything was cool, but it wasn't really that funny. It was more... entertaining, but not nessicarily funny. That doens't matter though, because this flash made it on my favorites list! (Although you'd think I wasn't choosy having 50 favorites.)

rtil responds:

i'm not really afraid i'd only be afraid if i worked for smiley central

[Kingdom Hearts May Cry 3]

This feels like a joke on the viewer.

OMG, I waited that hole time and then it started out so good, plus you said you spent months on it. The sound was actually the best I have ever heard anywhere in my hole life! Then it was....it was nothing!

This is between really hillarious, and too stupid for it's own good. Ok, i feel most people will blam this because they want to get blam points. I'm going to protect this because I hope years from now, people will look at this and they too will expect the most beautiful thing ever, and end up dissapointing themselves. Now THAT'S funny!

OMG IT'S SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE!

TheGoldCrow responds:

You just brought a tear to my eye.

I salute you comrad!!!!

[Darksbane's Computer]

I can't rate it cuz I've not seen it all.

It didn't load all the way for me for some reason, so I could only see half of it and not vote on it. From what I saw, which is probably about half of it, it was very original...a clay movie about making clay movies...hah, pretty interesting, I wish I could see the rest (which means it was a good movie).

Well, good luck with your work. Perhaps some day I can see the rest... (my computer is as stupid and slow as yours ^.^)

DarksbaneTheDog responds:

Thank you very much for the review. Haha yea well actually now i have a pretty good comp :D But I'll never forget my old one *tear*

[Ruth's Valentine Tips]

Great tips!

I'm so glad there are "edumacational" flash movies out there. I am soooo going to impress my girl friend now! By the way, if I don't, I'm sueing you for giving me the ideas. HAHAHAHAHAha..ah *sigh*...yeah.

Wonchop responds:

Oh snap

[MY legend of zelda]

I see...

I was wondering why everyone would just let me walk in and break stuff and take their things. Well, I never really did it so I guess that's why I never got chased by an angry mob [of one person]. Oh and I also have been wondering why ganon just sits there and plays the organ when I walk in. Now that I know the ways of super vilian taunting, I will never be the scared hero agai- hey whats that!? Ahhh!!! A BUG!!! HELP ME!!!! SQUISH IT!!!

RogerregoRRoger responds:

heh ^^;

[Final Fantasy Sonic X:Ep1]

I understand this is the first episode.

The first episode is usually done while ur learning, that why u got a 5. It's not quite complete, however the style is very original. I've never seen anything like it...it's an rpg, yet a movie. I think this style could develop into something commonly used.

BlackDevilX responds:

It has been used...ALOT but i was basically the one who really boosted it off

[Super Mario Land II]

Cool

I had to watch the first 3 over again before I saw the finale. Um... it's really really funny. All of em...but... erm. What happened to the color? Enlighten me, cuz when I saw luigi he looked exactly like mario without color. Was it to save ram? Was it to increase the mystery? Was it cuz you were too lazy to color it in? I must know! Ah, it's still cool though, i mean look, I gave you a nine...thats like....almost....8. =D

Bigfoot3290 responds:

Here's the deal. Luigi never actually appeared in Super Mario Land (that game for the gameboy). I used the mario sprite since it was the closest thing. Trying to make a Luigi using 8-bit sprites would be just about pointless, since the finished product would look almost exactly like Mario.

[Who Killed Ken Kutaragi]

Great

It sucked more than anything I ever saw. At the same time, it's better than anything I ever saw...what the-

Ok, let me elaborate. The characters somehow have different joints than sockets at their arm pit and they can swing their arm around like that. Haha, in real life, only like one of them would have had that gift. It was funny though, it reminded me of this cartoon called Martin Mystery that my sis watches all the time. Did you get the idea from them? Really, if you get the chance, watch Martin Mystery it's almost perfectly identical. The emotions were tremendous I supppose, and that's what makes it top on my list. Graphics sorta suck...story line sorta...well there was no story line....and it turned out that good. Man, we need more stupid stuff like this. Oh, did I talk enough? What? I don't get NG points for this?!

AceRaynor responds:

Yeah I've seen a couple of episodes of Martin Mystery. It's not too bad of a show to pass the time. Then again, I like Power Puff Girls (who doesn't?). I got the idea to use over exaggerated movements and emotions from VG Cats and all kinds of Japanese anime.

[Sonic vs. Shadow 2: T.C.]

Holy cow that was hot.

Sonic and shadow meet again. Long time no see. Then they have a random fight. Not much of a story =]

The style was cool, they were moving so fast you couldn't see them. The one chao easter egg was very funny, so I give humor a 7. The only bad part is u gotta play the movie maybe twice to find it and click it on time. Bloopers - every flash movie should have bloopers.

Short-Factor responds:

There's a scene select too...
Go to the "After That Tornado" scene to find it.