Rythim-Man's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Portal]

I can see this took alot of effort.

This is about the only flash I've watched that felt like a real film..only cartoony and with stupid jokes that would never make it on the big screen =). But ya, one of the greatest things I've seen. There's alot of swearing though, but I guess that's the only way to make things funny now-a-days. Also, though it sounded great, had nice style, was pretty funny...I didn't get it. Was this suppose to be like the Matrix? Cuz I didn't watch that the whole way through and couldn't get that either...should I watch this again after watching the Matrix or some other movie like it? Oh and I love how you have different aspects, characters, from the portal in it. It makes the movie seem so...so real..like...it actually happened....

[Chase 'n' Pac-Man]

Incredibly Funny Short

Drawings real nice and voices done very well and the jokes are, well, repetively hillarious. Ok, I'm putting this on my favorites just to let ya know. I'm also going to see if you got any more flash like this.

[CU-Valentine's Special]

Oh ok it was funny but...

Um, ya I sorta like valentine's day...oh well then again, I'm not a loser so...

Great Job! Do more like it but...dont' u know, make valentine look stupid or anything else I like ok? ok! *kisses girlfriend* oh you're still there?! Shoo!

[Geeks In Love]

Well, that's what's hot

Ya almost had me wishing I were a geeks in love....almost...

[Link vs Darklink]

Ya, like nice

It was very good, but the only to be continue I put on my favorites is Perfect Kirby. However, I recomment everyone to watch it because it is one of the best flash out there, skills wise. Sure, the story was alittle lacking but, who needs story when you can go all out gory on the people? But you know what irritated me the most was the to be continued at the climax! Ok, now this is slightly unrelated but I noticed those with good flash skills seem to use it wastingly and those with minimal flash skills seem to use it to the best of their ability by making great humor, or emotions, and story or music. This is not all true, some artists who suck aren't funny either, and some that rock in skills rock in story, music, and humor as well. This one is mostly to show off skills though. Great, great job.

[The Climber]

This isn't all that bad.

I see it is your first [serious] flash. And it's good, I mean the graphics aren't all that hot, but I understand how dificult it is to draw (my submission got blammed in seconds). The style is ok, actually it's sad, which goes great with the music. Most flash is full of all these heavy metals and rock which is good, but you prove that romantic and renaisance can bring out the feeling in a flash movie even better. The violence is when [I can't spoil it for the viewers]. It's not funny...not meant to be...but good none the less.

Here is what you should do next time, when he is falling and you hear all that wind, I think the wind was too loud and sudden. If it had faded in and out alittle more that would have been better. Besides that, the emotion was great. Oh, and one more thing. By adding the splatter sound effect at the end, you killed the mood which was going good. I think you tried to put humor into it, which is good in alot of flash, but this one would have been perfect without it. I'll be waiting to see what else you come up with. =)

[Mario and ADHD]

Oh...well..that was...something

The funniest, stupidest...I like it ^_^

[Sonic Stereo]

That was bogus funny.

It's a short enough story so I dun have to say what happens. All I got to say is by the end you're bustin out laughing from the redundancy of the plot. Bottom line is, it's funny!